parents: “u should be more active”
(via coolator)@8 hours ago with 77813 notes
L is for the Letter L
O is for the Omelette in my sheets
V is very very
i don’t remember making this post
please try harder to be funny
(via burrgerking)@8 hours ago with 30299 notes
@22 hours ago with 55672 notes
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
Anonymous asked: Do you mind drawing us some Hannibal fan art?
@22 hours ago with 1580 notes
This is my first Hannibal fanart.
I have no idea what to draw about Hannibal..
|other girls:||straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels|
|me:||short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.|
How I talk:
50% a combination of both."
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
(via colinmorgasms)@22 hours ago with 96052 notes
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
(via kamikazekatze)@22 hours ago with 17033 notes
New rule: If you see someone post a selfie just hit the like button it’s a real confidence booster and a good deed pass it on
(via anathemarmotqueen)@23 hours ago with 9757 notes