castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly, via arrowsandlipsticks)

@16 minutes ago with 73603 notes

"Your porn name would be the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. What would your porn name be?" +

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@1 hour ago with 8385 notes

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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@2 hours ago with 412149 notes

slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping, via baracknobama)

@3 hours ago with 93630 notes

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

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@4 hours ago with 81388 notes

(x)

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@4 hours ago with 1441 notes

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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@5 hours ago with 758338 notes

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

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@6 hours ago with 60149 notes

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@44 minutes ago with 12722 notes
buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states
i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

(Source: omgtsn, via thestalkedtodeath)

@1 hour ago with 152577 notes

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

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@2 hours ago with 172715 notes

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@3 hours ago with 535521 notes
michelleconomics:

my dash just did a thing…

michelleconomics:

my dash just did a thing…

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@4 hours ago with 115 notes

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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@5 hours ago with 351102 notes

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