skypestripper:

the only thing tumblr has taught me is that im annoying

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rattanwhip:

rattanwhip:

controversial post

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@1 week ago with 38436 notes

stacksbreadup:

So real

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@1 week ago with 402124 notes

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

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@1 week ago with 42173 notes

housewifeswag:

why is there water coming from my eyes

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@1 week ago with 42083 notes

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

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@1 week ago with 62806 notes

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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@1 week ago with 528927 notes

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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#Sophie Turner #being a massive nerd 

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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@1 week ago with 115479 notes

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

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@1 week ago with 409315 notes

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

allhailcloudyglow:

officialunitedstates and bewbin sound like the same person

e-e im on to you two

I know it’s like we finish each other’s…

microwavable pasta.  3 pounds of fresh italian cuisine

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@1 week ago with 144383 notes

"I used to imagine adventures for myself, I invented a life, so that I could at least exist somehow."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground (via bevare)

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